Out of the Mouth of Peter . . .

Those of you who know Peter very well are aware of the fact that he can say the funniest things. I could post a funny "Peter Comment" each day; instead, I will pick the funniest comments to share.


Peter decided to take his own picture!


Disclaimer:  I have permission from Uncle Tim to retell this story. He said that it is just too funny not to share!

Last week, Peter and Matthew traveled with Uncle Tim to the Cow Camp in Ironside to fix fence. During one of their breaks from fixing fence, Uncle Tim and Peter wandered away from the group to "let their lizards spit." As they were standing there, the following conversation took place:




Peter: (Looking at Uncle Tim) "Well, that isn't very big!"
Uncle Tim: (Looking dumbfounded but continuing his business) "Oh, okay."
Peter: (Shooting pee about 15 feet, looking at Uncle Tim again) "And it doesn't work very well either!"
Uncle Tim: (Silently zips up his pants and walks away!)

Uncle Tim said that he was somewhat embarrassed that his 6 year old nephew informed him that he was not well endowed, but he was not embarrassed enough not to retell the story.